
My dad gives me this cake EVERY year on my birthday.
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Sitting at the airport. I never went through security so fast. So pumped to see my Jessie in a little over 4 hours. :)))))
mmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS SO CUTE I CANT EVEN
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I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying
and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA
COVERED IN ECTOPLASM
AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR USI don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once
I was a C section check your privilege
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lamp
guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
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